Here is a list of things that have happened recently or will happen soon that definitely should be more exciting than poop in the toilet, but in my current state of desperation are just not:
1. The baby learning to wave bye-bye.
2. My daughter emptying the dishwasher without being
asked when it was someone else's chore.
3. Plans to get a new sprinkler system and lawn.
4. My son getting his driver's license.
5. Getting an article published on another site.
6. My Mother's Day breakfast and gifts.
7. My daughter's relay team placing first at the league meet.
8. My son getting a 100% on an Algebra exam.
9. School being out for the summer.
10. The baby starting to sleep through the night again after being sick for over a week.
(I know you think I am exaggerting with this one, but I am seriously not!)